Animal talk

Nom Nom Nom. This taste heavenly. Nom Nom Nom

NOOO! You're eating old people's hair! Nothing can beat the taste of this.

Pfft. overweight fluffballs You two should learn to do some exercise! *Eagle style!*

Exercise? *gulp* Nothing here. I'm just a mat with a tail.

Look ma! No hands!

So what? I got specs!

Cat fights...Zzz. Heh! I got specs too! More modern and... IT'S BRANDED!

Be trendy please. I got 2 people following my hair style already.

WHAT THE HELL? STUPID HAIR! LOOOOL!
Say, where are the chickens?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Probably screaming their ass off while watching the stupid midnight horror movie again.

NOM NOM NOM!

Oh shut up, I'm in bone bone land now! Don't you dare wake me up.

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I NEED MORE STICKERS!

This is rather sweet.

-ETL1