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Saturday, January 31, 2009

LOL. This is super lame.
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bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.



The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:


Emma come first.


Den I come.


Den two asses come together.


I come once-a-more.


Two asses, they come together again.


I come again and pee twice.



Then I come one lasta time."



"You foul-mouthed sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady

indignantly. "In this country...we don't speak aloud in public places

about our sex lives"



"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex?


I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."

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I bet you'll scroll up and reread it again.


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Friday, January 30, 2009

You have no fucking bloody rights to put our bags in the goddamn filthy dustbin without even finding out what happen.

We just merely place our bags in the classroom so that we'll not be carrying it around when we eat.
And you, this bloody low mentality faggot, who probably think that we'll want to leave our bags in the classroom over 2 nights and collect it on monday?
Please, even kids with mental disorder have better brains than u!

I swear if i ever get hold of ur bag, i'll throw it in a dustbin full of mucus, spits and step till all ur bloody electronic stuffs malfunction!

Even the bloody ang baos money u give out in total few days ago isn't enough to pay for our bags altogether.

U are lucky that my camera is still working alright or i'll seriously bloody fucking make u PAY.

Look what our 'goddamn fabulous and lovely' Mrs Goh had done.


I feel so disgusted and filthy having to carry my bag that is infested with her disgusting fat hand germs and dustbin dirt.

Yucks

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Mandy's uber funny today after school. xD

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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Bloody Monopoly

Goddamn u stupid asstart cheater monopoly computer user!
I play 10 odd rounds of monopoly and only managed to won ONCE.
To make it worst, i'm playing the easy mode.


See the damn debt i got myself into... LOL.
I mortgaged every piece of land i got and sold all the house and hotels.
Sibei CMI.
The comp player purposely avoid my hotels every round lor while making me pay like some dumb gambler.
!@#$%^&*(

I declare bankrupt almost every round.
Blarghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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When my mouth itch for a snack, i go take pringles and notice that pringles ah pek look like monopoly ah pek!
They are probably long lost twins.
1 go invest in family game while the other go create snack that explains why almost half of the population on earth is overweight.


Monopoly hates doreen.


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Monday, January 26, 2009

Happy Chinese New Yearrrrr!
Shall update other stuff next time.

meanwhile...


WENWEN! <3
she is xh's little, uber lovable and talkative sis btw.

-doreen


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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Rescue Domo mission!

I'm finally here to update!

Wed

Went to school library during recess as usual and saw this... WAH! IDIOT LEH! The school librarian promise us not to put this photo up de leh! That's why we let her take this photo. "Pretty sisters" some more! Waliao! (Thou we don't mind being labelled as "pretty". LOL!)


Ok. Here's come the most important part of this post.

After school, Me, Dor and XH was walking to the bus stop outside cchy main gate, Doreen was happily holding her Domo, saying that the Domo hates my finger but love her hands, bla bla bla, then suddenly...

LOL!!!!! Her Domo dropped(or should I say "bounced"?) down the big big and super deep canal behind the bus stop!!! Our first reaction was to laugh damn loudly! LOL!!!!!! Then slowly it become more like "ku xiao bu te" la. Cause the Domo was like looking at us so innocently, mouth opened(his mouth's always opened... -.-) and shouting "Help me! Help me!".

We walked along the canal, trying to find a stairs or whatever way to get down to save Mr Domo but to no avail. We saw Min at the bus stop then we all start to sit there and think think think while me and Xh ate our bubble tea lunch. Suddenly, light bult "pop" beside my head. I suggested that we could use a string, tie it to something heavy, paste a tape below that something heavy and then lower the something heavy down to paste the tape to the Domo and then pull the Domo up!

Min and Xh don't think that it will work but that idea gave Dor some hope to get the Domo back.

We went for lunch(Dor and Min's lunch) after that. Then we went Dor's house to prepare for our rescue Domo mission. Then Xh suggested that the something heavy shall be a water bottle filled with water.

Our tools.


On our way to rescue Domo. (Waliao eh Dor! You look slim here leh!)

First try: Failed.
Second try...
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were laughing and screaming like some mad kids at that point of time. And there was some kpo onlooker looking at us.



Dirty Domo!



No one dares to touch that Domo so we paste it to the string.


Proud rescue Domo crew with the Domo! (Xh look damn cute here! Waliao! I'm damn jealous la!)




DOMO!!!









HAHA! The whole of Domo's wet except for the below part. LOL!





Dor and Min holding the Domo.



YO! I'm the proud idea-contributor! :D


This pic look damn nice leh! Cover away the hdb flats, we look like as if we're at some resort.


Min, Dor and Xh.


Min And Xh.

(There's suppose to be a pic of me and Dor here but I accidentally uploaded the wrong pic and being lazy as usual, I didn't want to re-upload it.)




Giant Domo jumping off the building!



We attempted to take an action photo of Domo but ended up......
Quite cool right? Nothing wrong with it right??? But the cloud below Domo spoiled the whole pic. Why? It look as if Domo's farting! LOL!


Domo stepping on a stone!





Playing with Domo.


Poor Domo dropped on the grass...



Domo's flying!!!






Our shadow!



Played in Yishun Park.




Reminds me of Physics.


LOLOLOLOLOL!!! xD (Xh: They look like they sitting on dentist chair leh!!!)



I like this pic. They self-proclaim that they got "ai mei guan xi". -.-


Swing swing and swing. Bored of their photos already.




Xh and me! We tried to "ai mei guan xi" too! (Eh! So obvious that I'm so much shorter and FATTER than her la! :( Waliao!)




Xh, me and Domo!

Dor look slim here again! But her legs betrayed her. LOL!


Min damn idiot leh! She said that her legs is as slim as the stem of this tree.


Happy Min with Domo! Please ignore Xh in this pic. LOL! xD



Dor, Xh and Min.

Their "ai mei guan xi" again.

Ke lian de Domo dropped on the sand!



Crying Domo.


Xh, Min and Dor.



They tried to act like the scene in Twilight where Edward and Bella were at some forest forest area.



Xh and me joined in too! (You didn't see my disgusting facial expression, you didn't see my disgusting facial expression, you didn't see my disgusting facial expression...)



Me and Min "kissing". She's my lesbian partner! 8) (We look so stiff here. Like habbo people leh!)


We continued kissing...
Haha! So passionate!


How can we do such things right? LOL! We're the betrayer! xD




Reached Dor's house and we rewarded ourselves with drinks.
Min, Xh and me got freeeeee keropok from Dor's mum! Thanks! (LOL! By the time I reach home, more than half of the keropok's gone!)
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Fri
Saw this on Howie's table. Erm... Who's Fiona ah??? xD
Silly Xiao Mei wrote "High L1R5 for olvl". LOL! xD She came back to change it but too bad! I took pic of it already! ;p
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Sun, Chu xi
Renion dinner with family.
Aren't they cute? Would you bear to eat them?

Big plate of goodies!
Bao yu!!!
Steamboat!
PRAWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (My fave!)
Whole table of food!
Yummy!
Ouch! Ouch!
Actually there's 6 people(my whole family) in this pic.
My stupid sis go "pok" cute cute's eyes! :(
My yummy prawn! So much bigger in real life la! And there's many more prawn inside my bowl waiting for me to eat them!
I must prepare to gain 5kg over the cny le! :(
HAPPY CNY!!! :D
Ang bao here I come! xD
-Hui Ying


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