Peektures!

Alright, this is going to be a very picture-ful post.
You people may have seen the super pretty prison posted by ying, but have you ever seen a damn cozy cave house before?

Not this

But...THIS!
Outside view of the cave.

Inside the cave.

Omfgwtfbbqlalalaiwantlivehere, there's even a mini spa inside!

Cozy corner.

*SCREAMS*
Never have I bathe in those kind of bubble bath thing before.


@_@Conclusion: I'll hate anyone that lives there except me.
Such a pretty place although it's small.
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Random pictures.

Anyone up for it? :D

This is what I call, a sexy bitch.

How to predict the weather.

What a sign. ~.~

Mashi maro's long lost brother?

Reminds me of konoha village in Naruto.

Adult underwears are useful in a form of a toddler's clothing.

Up for the job?

Fear not! For the Superdog is here!

I am your father....

*I forgot what the dog is cosplaying as*

-ETL1

MONEY

Looking good, Jesus!
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Singaporeans are so materialistic.
When we give out brochures, we're rejected most of the time, people speed past us and people avoid us.
But when we are giving out free tissues, wooo~
We immediately became damn popular among the aunties and uncles!
They walk very slowly past us hoping that we will hand them a packet of tissue.
Getting surrounded and being stared by them as we distribute it to young ladies.
Accidentally gave a few to the aunties and uncles.
Some donkeys even ask for more packets of tissues.
My encounter with another damn chao tiko-bin old uncle.
He want a packet of tissue from me which I refuse because I'm only suppose to distribute it out to young ladies.
Then he keep trying to snatch the tissue for a long time while i grip the packet of tissue tightly.
(What the fuck?)
He came up with lots of lame excuses such as I will give my daughter blah blah blah~
Damn, this kind of people, should really stay at home and rot to hell.
He end up walking away after failing to snatch a packet from me.

Disgusted by the way this kind of people behaves.
Alot of chao aunties use their kids to ask for tissues from us.
Ying and I tried ignoring them and look at other directions and yet they ended up staring at us.
Won't they ever give up?
ITS JUST A PACKET OF TISSUE!
After we ignore them a few minutes, they then come up to us asking for the tissue.
Part of Singapore old generations are truly D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G!

Sabo the other 2 flyer distributors who work for the same company as us since they....urgh!
Try to act cool and keep slacking.
Ying call them 'geek-na' which originated from gi-na. xD
Videoed them slacking and show them to our 'boss' since we're too bored.
Today is the last day of work since most of the brochures and tissues are given out.
The people working at the roadshow are really cute :D
Most embarrassing part of this job, is accidentally meeting people that we know.
>_< Met yixia and winnie twice in tampines while we're giving out brochures.
They didn't saw me the first time but they spot me the second time. so embarrassing!
Cute of them to help us take some brochures.
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MAN slash MAN - That's fun!
MAN bash MAN - That's what I call a true man.
MAN stab MAN - Only dogs are man's best friend!
MAN poke WOMAN - That's compulsory to pass as a man.
WOMAN strip for MAN - That's what I call business.

-ETL1

Rants

Been rushing to Tampines after school almost everyday this week for that tiring job of ours.
Luckily it's only 1 week or I'll drop from express to NA.
2 more days for me and 3 more days for ying till we get our pay! :D
Seen the ugly side of Singaporeans this few days.

1 damn chao uncle asked for a brochure from me (which I'm suppose to give out to 20+ years old ladies only) so I gave 1 to him la.
He walked around 5 steps from me and throw the brochure on the floor RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FREAKING EYES.
Ta ma de, making fun of those road flyer givers ar?
So insulted at that time. Should have shouted at him and made him give out the remaining of my brochures *muahahaha*.
Who cares if he is an old uncle, he deserves to be....
to be.... slapped over and over again.
Aww.... if only he appears in front of me again!
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Bar code up. Credits to Maybeline.
Do visit her blog, it's VERY nicely done up.

-ETL1

Doreen's bedtime story

Story telling time!
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Once upon a time, there is an onion head called Onad.
This is Onad.


He is a computer freak who play War Craft 3 all day long.


Once, he got pwned too badly by a hacker in dota, (click to enlarge)


that he put up a temper and was thrown out of the house by his mother.


He wander around aimlessly,


and complain about the weather everywhere he go.


When the weather is too cold, he whine for his heater.


When the weather is too hot, he grumble for his aircon.


He is not used to the outside life and eventually got sick.


As Onad can't find any place to stay or eat, he started to look more and more haggard.


He tried robbing people,


But got beat up instead.


Just then, he saw a poster.

and the word 'free' caught his eyes.


He blindly walk to the temple thinking about the free food that he'll be getting.


The end of Onad, a happy monk.


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Wanted to make a story out of all my onion head pictures but end up...
The plot is far too lame. ~.~
Very satisfied with my onion head dota map. :D

Alright, end of my lame bedtime story.
Time to sleep.

-ETL1(I'll still be using this format)

SpongeBob is the new Kira!

Huiying here!

Here's a video of Death Note performed by SpongeBob!

MUST WATCH!


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If you have not watch the video yet, SCROLL BACK AND WATCH IT!
NO REGRET!
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ETL2!

Super-nice-and-high-class place.

HEY!

Huiying here!

We have decided to put 'So and so here!' in front of every post so you all will not be confuse.

Yesterday's class outing to Sentosa was fun for me. Except for the 3 pissed off part. But to think of it, it's quite funny la. LOL!

LOOK AT THIS!
So nice right? Tell you you also won't believe, this super-nice-and-high-class place is a PRISON!

OMFG!!!This place is called Justizzentrum Leoben, Leoben Centre of Justice. It is a prison in Austria for the high class and rich people.

Okay, here's more picture of it.

WAH SEH! The room look so nice right? Still got some lecture place sia!
Even the visitor place also so nice!
Can play table tennis
Can play basketball
GYM LEH!
Look at that TV! Bigger than my house one lor!
Look like some condo with lots of facilities right? This prison includes a gym, sports center, private rooms for guests and many more. It's really a nice place for those people who break the law. I don't mind living inside, provided that I can go out of the prison to shop. Which is impossible since it is a PRISON.

If all the prison upgrade to like this prison, no one will be scared of breaking the law.

That's all!

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ETL2!