14 days of hell

Mid year exams are approaching, teachers are nagging, food hikes everywhere, I ain't getting slimmer, my eyes is still as small as ever, I hate demure people, I hate young ah lians, I hate mondays, tuesdays and wednesdays.

But I got a job after exam~ and you don't have~ nani nani poo poo!
Wa seriously la, I bored myself out just by typing those few sentences but I got nothing else to do so therefore I'm here.
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Been looking through a Primary 6's blog that Ying told me about just now.
She smoked at a tender age of 11, 10 ear piercings+nose and lip piercing(that's alot for a primary school kid) spend almost everyday in Timezone, hurl profanities as if the world is going to end, wanna call backups over minor things.

Damn, this is another example of girls I dislike other than demure ladies.
I wonder how that girl is gonna look like when she is an old woman.
Probably sagged piercings everywhere with yellow fingernails and teeth + free pungent smell emerging from her body.
*what a big turnoff*
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14 DAYS OF HELL!

Anyway, to guys that intend to cheat on women when they grow up, here's something interesting.
A girl, Emily, found out that her husband,Steven, had an affair with her best friend, Laura,
through a private investigator.

She then came up with a 14 days of hell for that guy as a revenge.
-Steven was driven out of the house.

-Emily then put up a humongous billboard beside Steven's working place to humiliate him.

-She donated all Steven's wine collection to the hard working landscapers.

-She handed out flyers which says 'lost dog' with Steven's photo.

-She screwed up Steven's online baseball game account.

-She cut up Steven's bear that was given to him by his grandma when he was 2 years old and she sent it back to Steven part by part.

-She pawned her engagement ring and pampered herself with the money. Emily then send all the receipts of the things that she spend with that money, back to Steven.

-She sent Steven's porn collection including one that consist of him being tied up to four bedpost naked to his super-conservative parents.

-She baked brownies with laxatives added in it and send it to Steven with Laura's name.

-She send an email to everyone in Steven's contact list.

'Hi all,

I have gonorrhea. Just an FYI.

-Steven

President, Small Dicks Club'

-She sprayed paint on Steven's new car.
-She used Steven's credit card and ordered all the women in his company a dozen of roses each with a note attached to it that says, "I’m a cheating bastard and I’d love to get in your pants too. Love, Steven."

-She canceled his credit cards, handphone, online DVD and gym membership by saying that they were lost. She also canceled his car insurance and report his car missing. Putting up an advertisement in a newspaper with his number stating that he had a fabulous 750 square foot studio apartment in Soho available for a steal--$300/month and to call him 24/7.

-She signed Steven up with lots of magazine subscriptions and checked the 'bill me later' box.

For people who are interested in the full story, here's the blog link.
http://thatgirlemily.blogspot.com/2006_07_01_archive.html

-ETL1, Doreen